Vuvuzela Instruction Manual
Official Vuvuzela Instruction Manual
For many people, happiness is blowing the vuvuzela. But it is important to know the correct way of blowing the thing. So these instructions were specially designed to help the many vuvuzela blowers do it correctly.
We're not sure yet whether Sepp Blatter has approved these instructions. But if not, we're pretty sure he will ban them as being in unauthorized by FIFA and in contravention of South African World Cup Legislation.
So, get in quick and download your copy now, in case that banning does happen, and you get a red card and have to pay a hefty fine, and perhaps even be deported from wherever you are.
In case you haven't heard of the vuvuzela
, it is the plastic horn that is blown incessantly by soccer fans at the 2010 Football World Cup in South Africa.
To the international fans - TV and at the game - is probably the most irritating aspect of the entire World Cup series. The dreaded vuvuzela has one pitch and tone, and it drowns out any sounds of the crowd cheering, and some of the radio and TV commentary too. :-)
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